π΅ MONKEY (1944, 1956, 1968, 1980, 1992, 2004, 2016)
The Year of Strategic Genius
Monkeys, your mind is sharper than ever in 2026.
π° WEALTH: Outsmart Everyone
While others work harder, you work smarter. You'll spot opportunities in chaos, make money from problems, and profit from patterns nobody else sees.
Peak wealth windows: April-June (your ideas get funded), October-December (cash in on what you started).
The trap: Scattered energy. You'll have 50 brilliant ideas. Only 3 will actually make you money. Pick the best ones by February.
Critical insight: Your biggest win comes from solving someone else's biggest problem. Find it by March, solve it by Summer, get paid by Fall.
β€οΈ RELATIONSHIPS: Playful Intensity
Your charm is magnetic but your commitment issues surface. Singles date exciting people but run when it gets serious. Stop that pattern in 2026.
Romance breakthrough: Someone matches your wit AND your depth around May-July. Don't let fear ruin it.
Coupled Monkeys: Bring back the playfulness. Routine is killing your passion. Surprise your partner monthly or watch them get bored.
Watch for: August. Miscommunication causes unnecessary drama. Say what you mean. Mean what you say.
π₯ HEALTH: Mental Stamina
Your cognitive performance peaks. Memory sharp. Focus intense. Creativity flowing.
What to watch: Nervous system overload in June-September. Too many tabs open in your brain. Practice single-tasking.
Avoid: Energy drinks, all-nighters, proving you can push through anything. Your body keeps score.